Big 12 Power Prankings: A humorous investigation into the process used to determine the Big 12 Baseball Power Rankings

9:50 p.m. 

I was at Ye Olde Bull and Bush on Montgomery 76107, sipping spirits with the Monet.  The Amy handed me another, my second, the first that counts, when I received a telephone communication from the Barry Lewis.  

“Well, hello, Barry!”  

“I’m never texting you again!” 

“And why not, dear man?”  

“You quote me.  I tell you not to quote me and you quote me.”  

“Well someone has to know what the hell they’re talking about, and let me tell you, benevolent benefactor, as we both know, that particular sage is not the person engaged in discourse with you at the current moment.”